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Aug. 31st, 2010 11:44 pmI hunted, I found, I made inappropriate noises.
( Or, yet more 'inspiring' pics of a certain hacker )
( Or, yet more 'inspiring' pics of a certain hacker )
Fuck yeah!
Aug. 31st, 2010 09:26 pmSo when I asked this question, I did not expect the awesome ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kaitlia777 to actually answer with smokin! hot Jensen/Cougar fic! It has oblivious!Jensen, oblivious!Jensen's abs, and a pouncing!Cougar. Which could possibly be the best combination in the known universe.
kaitlia777 to actually answer with smokin! hot Jensen/Cougar fic! It has oblivious!Jensen, oblivious!Jensen's abs, and a pouncing!Cougar. Which could possibly be the best combination in the known universe.Title: Quick fix
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: It was only the breakout of war in a tiny despot country that saved Jensen from a bullet between the eyes.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, disterbing imagery.
Notes: Part of the Belonging Series.
( It was only the breakout of war in a tiny despot country that saved Jensen from a bullet between the eyes. )
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: It was only the breakout of war in a tiny despot country that saved Jensen from a bullet between the eyes.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, disterbing imagery.
Notes: Part of the Belonging Series.
( It was only the breakout of war in a tiny despot country that saved Jensen from a bullet between the eyes. )
The I in Team (1/10)
Aug. 27th, 2010 09:24 pmThe I in Team (1/10)
R
Jensen'Cougar, Gen
There is no I in Team
( The face looking up at Clay from Gen. Jackson’s desk was just familiar enough to make him uncomfortable. )
R
Jensen'Cougar, Gen
There is no I in Team
( The face looking up at Clay from Gen. Jackson’s desk was just familiar enough to make him uncomfortable. )
Just a hop, skip and a jump.
Aug. 23rd, 2010 10:34 pmYesterday I was in sunny Colorado. Today I am in not so sunny Wales, UK. Tomorrow... well fuck knows where I'll be tomorrow!
I am trying to write my Losers MiniBang, and have reached the conclusion that Clay must have been a bad, bad man in a former life to get stuck with this crazy bunch.
I am trying to write my Losers MiniBang, and have reached the conclusion that Clay must have been a bad, bad man in a former life to get stuck with this crazy bunch.
Somewhat questionable
Aug. 23rd, 2010 10:34 pmSomewhat questionable
PG-13
Cougar/Jensen, with a side of Pooch/Jolene
Cougar has some pretty suspect ways of showing Jensen he cares.
I promisedelenorasweet, katrinbisiani and killedmedead something cute and fluffy. I'm not sure this qualifies. More fuzz than fluff.
( Jensen’s been shot, stabbed, maimed, hit by a car, thrown off a building, buried alive and sent to lala land on a really fucked up LSD trip. )
PG-13
Cougar/Jensen, with a side of Pooch/Jolene
Cougar has some pretty suspect ways of showing Jensen he cares.
I promised
elenorasweet, katrinbisiani and killedmedead something cute and fluffy. I'm not sure this qualifies. More fuzz than fluff.( Jensen’s been shot, stabbed, maimed, hit by a car, thrown off a building, buried alive and sent to lala land on a really fucked up LSD trip. )
Understand?
Aug. 23rd, 2010 10:34 pmTitle: Understand?
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: Hello, my name is Jake Jensen. Welcome to my fucked up mind.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, disterbing imagery. Non-con. Jensen's very warped mind. This one is pretty dark.
Notes: Part of the Belonging Series. Not chronological. Jensen PoV.
( Jensen hadn’t been lying when he said he could maybe understand Lee. )
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: Hello, my name is Jake Jensen. Welcome to my fucked up mind.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, disterbing imagery. Non-con. Jensen's very warped mind. This one is pretty dark.
Notes: Part of the Belonging Series. Not chronological. Jensen PoV.
( Jensen hadn’t been lying when he said he could maybe understand Lee. )
Badass Bookworm 2/2
Aug. 23rd, 2010 10:33 pmBadass Bookworm 2/2
R
Jensen/Cougar
Jensen's sick and tired of being the 'pussy'.
Part One
( Jensen is the most dangerous man Cougar has ever met. )
R
Jensen/Cougar
Jensen's sick and tired of being the 'pussy'.
Part One
( Jensen is the most dangerous man Cougar has ever met. )
Badass Bookworm 1/2
Aug. 21st, 2010 08:55 pmBadass Bookworm 1/2
R
Jensen/Cougar
Jensen's sick and tired of being the 'pussy'.
( For the last motherfucking time: )
R
Jensen/Cougar
Jensen's sick and tired of being the 'pussy'.
( For the last motherfucking time: )
Bablefish
PG-13
Cougar/Jensen
Jensen argues in Arabic, does crosswords in Hebrew, and flirts in Polish. And after six years of working with Cougar, he still doesn't speak a word of Spanish.
( In the six years Cougar has known him, he has heard Jensen speak more than a dozen languages )
PG-13
Cougar/Jensen
Jensen argues in Arabic, does crosswords in Hebrew, and flirts in Polish. And after six years of working with Cougar, he still doesn't speak a word of Spanish.
( In the six years Cougar has known him, he has heard Jensen speak more than a dozen languages )
Title: Switch
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: If Cougar had been anyone else, Jensen would probably have fought back.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, disterbing imagery. Talk of rape and implied child abuse.
Notes: Part of the Belonging Series.
( When Cougar first enlisted, they used melons to substitute a human head. The splats they made when a bullet ripped right through them were pretty much the same. )
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: If Cougar had been anyone else, Jensen would probably have fought back.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, disterbing imagery. Talk of rape and implied child abuse.
Notes: Part of the Belonging Series.
( When Cougar first enlisted, they used melons to substitute a human head. The splats they made when a bullet ripped right through them were pretty much the same. )
Sometimes things look that way
Aug. 17th, 2010 09:46 pmSometimes things look that way
R
Jensen/Cougar, Gen
The team attempt to relax after a tough mission. Jensen inevitably complicates matters.
Strong langauge; talk of domestic violence.
( After taking as many blows to the head as Jensen had, once the concussion had cleared up, there had really been only one option: )
R
Jensen/Cougar, Gen
The team attempt to relax after a tough mission. Jensen inevitably complicates matters.
Strong langauge; talk of domestic violence.
( After taking as many blows to the head as Jensen had, once the concussion had cleared up, there had really been only one option: )
Varying degrees of crazy
Aug. 16th, 2010 09:25 pmTitle: Varying degrees of crazy
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: To be fair to Jensen, he did look suitably repentant. And he apologized. Oh boy, did he apologize…
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, strong language and schmoop.
Notes: Part of the Belonging Series.
( Cougar was ‘this’ close to killing someone when Jensen stormed through the door )
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: To be fair to Jensen, he did look suitably repentant. And he apologized. Oh boy, did he apologize…
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, strong language and schmoop.
Notes: Part of the Belonging Series.
( Cougar was ‘this’ close to killing someone when Jensen stormed through the door )
Two pair
R
Jensen/Cougar implied
Before they were Losers, they were two pairs waiting for someone to bridge the gap. Or, Clay and Roque silently try not to kill each other, while Jensen and Cougar silently try not to kill everyone else.
( Most of the time he was on his own. Most of the time, he didn’t even know who was giving the orders. )
R
Jensen/Cougar implied
Before they were Losers, they were two pairs waiting for someone to bridge the gap. Or, Clay and Roque silently try not to kill each other, while Jensen and Cougar silently try not to kill everyone else.
( Most of the time he was on his own. Most of the time, he didn’t even know who was giving the orders. )
I can't believe in a fandom like this, there has been no obligatory!hugging hypothermia fic! Maybe there has, and I have just missed it, if so, point me, point me!
Title: Bonding
Pairing: Gen
Rating: R
Summary: Roque doesn’t like him. Doesn’t think Jensen can pull his own weight. Even says, no holds barred, that Jensen is a stupid fucking kid who is going to get them all killed.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, strong language and the horrors of a Jensen POV.
( This has to be the first time Jensen is actually the most sane person in the room. )
Title: Bonding
Pairing: Gen
Rating: R
Summary: Roque doesn’t like him. Doesn’t think Jensen can pull his own weight. Even says, no holds barred, that Jensen is a stupid fucking kid who is going to get them all killed.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, strong language and the horrors of a Jensen POV.
( This has to be the first time Jensen is actually the most sane person in the room. )
Wow, when I get sick, I get sick! That was a miserable week! I'll get to comments I owe asap :)
Title: Edgewise
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: Jensen would probably be touched that Roque felt the need to punch Clay on his behalf.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, strong language and schmoop.
Notes: Follows His, Now I lay me down to sleep, Useful, Better dead, Not even close, Going to ground, Talk, Blue and Three
( They got to work in the US, for once. The state didn’t matter. The town didn’t, either. )
Title: Edgewise
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: Jensen would probably be touched that Roque felt the need to punch Clay on his behalf.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, strong language and schmoop.
Notes: Follows His, Now I lay me down to sleep, Useful, Better dead, Not even close, Going to ground, Talk, Blue and Three
( They got to work in the US, for once. The state didn’t matter. The town didn’t, either. )
Title: Three
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: A man walked into a bar in Lagos.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, strong language and schmoop.
Notes: Follows His, Now I lay me down to sleep, Useful, Better dead, Not even close, Going to ground, Talk and Blue
( It was another year before they even thought about sleeping together. )
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: A man walked into a bar in Lagos.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, strong language and schmoop.
Notes: Follows His, Now I lay me down to sleep, Useful, Better dead, Not even close, Going to ground, Talk and Blue
( It was another year before they even thought about sleeping together. )
