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2010-08-31 09:26 pm
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Fuck yeah!

So when I asked this question, I did not expect the awesome [livejournal.com profile] kaitlia777 to actually answer with smokin! hot Jensen/Cougar fic! It has oblivious!Jensen, oblivious!Jensen's abs, and a pouncing!Cougar. Which could possibly be the best combination in the known universe.
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2010-08-28 09:23 pm

Quick fix

Title: Quick fix
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: It was only the breakout of war in a tiny despot country that saved Jensen from a bullet between the eyes.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, disterbing imagery.
Notes: Part of the Belonging Series.


It was only the breakout of war in a tiny despot country that saved Jensen from a bullet between the eyes. )
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2010-08-23 10:34 pm

Just a hop, skip and a jump.

Yesterday I was in sunny Colorado. Today I am in not so sunny Wales, UK. Tomorrow... well fuck knows where I'll be tomorrow!

I am trying to write my Losers MiniBang, and have reached the conclusion that Clay must have been a bad, bad man in a former life to get stuck with this crazy bunch.
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2010-08-23 10:34 pm

Somewhat questionable

Somewhat questionable
PG-13
Cougar/Jensen, with a side of Pooch/Jolene
Cougar has some pretty suspect ways of showing Jensen he cares.
I promised [livejournal.com profile] elenorasweet, [livejournal.com profile] katrinbisiani and [livejournal.com profile] killedmedead something cute and fluffy. I'm not sure this qualifies. More fuzz than fluff.

Jensen’s been shot, stabbed, maimed, hit by a car, thrown off a building, buried alive and sent to lala land on a really fucked up LSD trip. )
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2010-08-23 10:34 pm

Understand?

Title: Understand?
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: Hello, my name is Jake Jensen. Welcome to my fucked up mind.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, disterbing imagery. Non-con. Jensen's very warped mind. This one is pretty dark.
Notes: Part of the Belonging Series. Not chronological. Jensen PoV.

Jensen hadn’t been lying when he said he could maybe understand Lee. )
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2010-08-23 10:33 pm

Badass Bookworm 2/2

Badass Bookworm 2/2
R
Jensen/Cougar
Jensen's sick and tired of being the 'pussy'.
Part One


Jensen is the most dangerous man Cougar has ever met.  )
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2010-08-23 10:18 pm

Now really

Okay Losers, someone please explain why there is no fic based on

this image )
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2010-08-21 08:55 pm

Badass Bookworm 1/2

Badass Bookworm 1/2
R
Jensen/Cougar
Jensen's sick and tired of being the 'pussy'.

For the last motherfucking time:  )
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2010-08-20 09:22 pm

AU? Yes please :D

The Losers should have an AU meme?

Y/Y?
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2010-08-19 11:49 pm

Bablefish

Bablefish
PG-13
Cougar/Jensen
Jensen argues in Arabic, does crosswords in Hebrew, and flirts in Polish. And after six years of working with Cougar, he still doesn't speak a word of Spanish.


In the six years Cougar has known him, he has heard Jensen speak more than a dozen languages  )
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2010-08-18 09:55 pm

Switch

Title: Switch
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: If Cougar had been anyone else, Jensen would probably have fought back.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, disterbing imagery. Talk of rape and implied child abuse.
Notes: Part of the Belonging Series.


When Cougar first enlisted, they used melons to substitute a human head. The splats they made when a bullet ripped right through them were pretty much the same. )
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2010-08-17 09:46 pm

Sometimes things look that way

Sometimes things look that way
R
Jensen/Cougar, Gen
The team attempt to relax after a tough mission. Jensen inevitably complicates matters.
Strong langauge; talk of domestic violence.


After taking as many blows to the head as Jensen had, once the concussion had cleared up, there had really been only one option: )
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2010-08-16 09:25 pm

Varying degrees of crazy

Title: Varying degrees of crazy
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: To be fair to Jensen, he did look suitably repentant. And he apologized. Oh boy, did he apologize…
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, strong language and schmoop.
Notes: Part of the Belonging Series.

Cougar was ‘this’ close to killing someone when Jensen stormed through the door )
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2010-08-06 07:43 pm

Two pair

Two pair
R
Jensen/Cougar implied
Before they were Losers, they were two pairs waiting for someone to bridge the gap. Or, Clay and Roque silently try not to kill each other, while Jensen and Cougar silently try not to kill everyone else.

Most of the time he was on his own. Most of the time, he didn’t even know who was giving the orders. )
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2010-08-01 09:07 pm

Bonding

I can't believe in a fandom like this, there has been no obligatory!hugging hypothermia fic! Maybe there has, and I have just missed it, if so, point me, point me!

Title: Bonding
Pairing: Gen
Rating: R
Summary: Roque doesn’t like him. Doesn’t think Jensen can pull his own weight. Even says, no holds barred, that Jensen is a stupid fucking kid who is going to get them all killed.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, strong language and the horrors of a Jensen POV.


This has to be the first time Jensen is actually the most sane person in the room. )
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2010-07-31 10:27 pm

Edgewise

Wow, when I get sick, I get sick! That was a miserable week! I'll get to comments I owe asap :)

Title: Edgewise
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: Jensen would probably be touched that Roque felt the need to punch Clay on his behalf.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, strong language and schmoop.
Notes: Follows His, Now I lay me down to sleep, Useful, Better dead, Not even close, Going to ground, Talk, Blue and Three



They got to work in the US, for once. The state didn’t matter. The town didn’t, either. )
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2010-07-23 09:52 pm

Three

Title: Three
Pairing: Cougar/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: A man walked into a bar in Lagos.
Disclaimer: Not mine, borrowed!
Warnings: Violence, strong language and schmoop.
Notes: Follows His, Now I lay me down to sleep, Useful, Better dead, Not even close, Going to ground, Talk and Blue


It was another year before they even thought about sleeping together.  )